Hello.
It is I.
God.
So, you must be wondering why I’ve decided to take the time out to write to you now, after all these years. For many years I have watched atrocity after atrocity committed in My name. And I kept thinking you’d grow up. You’d figure it out. The Civil Rights movement when you finally grasped that the colour of your skin does not determine your level of humanity. Such a proud moment. Truly. I had a good old sniffle about it. Shooting MLK was not cool. But I understood. You’re still learning. So I forgave. And I accepted.
So what’s changed you ask?
Well. You see, I’ve been thinking about making some kind of public statement since 13 May. That’s when the eternally idiotic Charles Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, N.C stood in a church he claims is dedicated to Me and declared; ‘I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers’. He then went on to explain, that the best way to get rid of all em “queer folk” is to pop them behind an electric fence and leave them there till they die. He did say to feed them; he is a Christian man after all.
This and the recently advocated abuse of your sons, should they display effeminate behaviour, courtesy of Sean Harris of the Berean Baptist Church, got me thinking.
And the conclusion to my thinking is this.
I don’t know, which God you worship, but it sure as Starship Enterprise is not Me. I don’t know what God you think you’ve dedicated those hovels of hate to, but it is not Me. I distance myself, my angels, son and mother from the hatred you spew. From the trash you talk. And the intolerance you perpetuate.
It stops here. Today.
So, from this day forward, this blog will be where I post my responses, take questions and where I promote my upcoming book. My publisher wanted to call it ‘The Bible: A sequel’ but I decided “How not to fuck up My religion, you bigoted twits: Ten things you don’t get to blame on Me.” Was more apt.
No more holding back, no more subtle. Just plain hard truth.
So Truth Lesson #1: Stop blaming your shit on Me.