Star sign: Libra
Relationship status: Deliriously happy
5 things I cant live without: Shoes, Wine, Xbox, Shoes, toothbrush.
Favourites (music books movies food etc): Jazz. Beekeepers Apprentice by Laurie R King. Anna and the King *sniffle*. Favourite food? Errr it’s a shorter list to say what I don’t love; Asparagus.
What was the last song were you listening to: Harp Pachelbel Canon in D
What would the title of your biography be? The girl who became God.
Who would star as you in the movie adaptation? Jimmy Carr. Oooh though Nina Simone and Stephen Fry come in close second.
On the weekend I… : Drink wine and eat caramel while dancing around the front garden in PJs and stiletto heels singing ‘I hear music’ in my best Billy Holiday impression.
Confession: I like pop-music *hides from flying projectiles*
Defend your existence…GO!: I’m God’s voice on earth – you defend yours!
I am awesome because: I believe that love is not defined by age, sex, race, culture, orientation or religion. I think the world is too bossy; if everyone backed the fuck off and just let their neighbours get on with their lives this would all be a lot simpler and happier. And I play xbox. Enough said.
How many times did you lie in this questionnaire? Only God knows.